All About Madie!!!!!

1. Your age? 2 years old! I just had my birthday party too!
2. Your age when came to live with your people? 5 months old
3. What color is the collar you’re wearing right now? A really cool flower power one that has green with glitter background and hot pink flowers! Mom and Papa thought it fit my personality!
4. Who is your favorite person other than the people you live with? KIDS!!! Any kids!! I LOVE kids!!! I love regular people too but kids are the extra bestest!
5. How much do you weigh? About 14 pounds
6. Most expensive thing you’ve ever chewed up? My toys, but Mom says they are worth it because they last a long time for me.
7. Do you like other Dogs? Sure! Especially if they are friendly dogs.
8. Who is your best non-human Friend? China, I like it when she plays with me, but not when she punks me.
9. Squeaky Toys or Tennis Balls? Squeaky Toys...the squeakier the better!
10. Do you like to be brushed? Nope!!!!!!!! The brush is my Arch-Nemesis!
11. Peanut Butter or Cheese? BOTH please! I get Peanut Butter more often though it's YUMMY!
12. Do your people cut your toenails? Yeah sometimes and I hate it too!
13. Any formal education? Nope just homeschooled!
14. Couch potato or Energizer Bunny? Both I love to sleep but I also love to play!!! I may lay around sleeping but I'm always ready to play at a moments notice!
15. Five nicknames your people call you. Mad-Butt, Mad-Dog, Jaws, Shark Tooth, Bearded Woman, Fluppy, Puppy, Gremlin, Brat, Stink-Butt, Mad-E, Shnoz-Head, Mini Shnoz-Head
16. What is your best trick? Dead Dog...I do that really good and stay on my back for a looooong time!
17. Do you like kitties? I don't know I saw one at the vet the last time and I didn't know what to think of it I stopped in my tracks cuz I'd never seen one before...it was kinda scarey and when I said "hi" to it, the cat said "you better leave me alone or I'll rip you a new one!" I remembered what Ivy said about the cat she stayed with and left it alone.
18. What did you have for breakfast? Kibble same as China the Wellness brand I love it!
19. Can you hunt (aka have you ever killed anything living)? I can hunt, I was made to hunt, and I love to hunt bugs!!! I can catch flies and moths and all kinds of bugs! AND there is a Phantom Bug that appears every now and then it looks like a red dot!!! I love hunting the Phantom Bug!!! I'll have to have Mom and Papa video it sometime!
20. When & why was the last time you went to the V.E.T.? I had to get my shark-tooth removed...Mom says it's just a baby tooth that never fell out but it needed to go so I don't get cavities on the regular tooth. That's when I saw the cat too!
21. Where do you sleep at night? With Mom and Papa, I sometimes sleep in my own bed but Mom and Papa like it when I sleep with them so I do them a favor.
22. Do you like to swim? NO, not really.
23. Can you make puppies? Nopers
24. Do you give kisses? Yeah but I sniff mostly, really what I'd LOVE to do is lick people's teeth but they NEVER let me! Why not, I don't understand?
25. Can you potty on command? Yuppers! That's basic training!
26. To Cuz or not to Cuz? Oooo, I'd sure like to find out if I do, are they really yummy?